February 2012
PET PEEVE
When parents LET their kids run around the shop while ripping open packages, tossing things on the floor, throwing wigs on the ground. They then have the balls to look at me like I’m crazy for asking their children to pick up what they threw on the floor, when they thought I wasn’t looking. TEACH THEM SOME DAMN MANNERS otherwise your kids will grow up like you… LAZY ASS...
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
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Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
!!!
When you don't want to look lonely so you pull out... →
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Laughter is the best medicine